| 9:45 | Kirby's Up. I'm first o' the good guys, but I have to kill a wounded soldier. Craig eats left over Hash + stuff @ 10:45 am. Ummm, Bert Grant's Scottish Ale. |
| 10:50 | Up and moving. Need food. They tried to give me day-old hash browns from bottom of frying pan. Was not as bad as eating Pupporoni[TM] years ago. Adam is going out for real food. |
| 11:15 | Kirby goes to pour O.J. from Tropicana bottle and cold porter comes out. Wow! |
| 11:30 | Stephan: Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports "Microsoftians too busy for sex." Poor Joe, Dave and Reiner. |
| 66 S on Roosevelt Off @ 5th & Pine Enter Westlake Tunnel Platform B 253 Off @ Bellvue Transit Center Bay 1 Rte 233 RF(c) 555-1212 S. Lake Union Vemo genetics 10 min Bus 70 from U | |
| 1235:pm | Dave! - GOOD MORNING SPORTS BRA Adam - Dave was not an eyewitness, but I was. Sports bra & dogs running outside Nancy's house. I've never seen these men jump up to get to the window so fast. Impressive. We wept openly & tears of joy, they were. Dave again- after being rudely + suddenly deprived of The Log, I continue my entry... It seems as if we were having problems motating. I apologize for my brevity and lack of razor-sharp wit, but I'm only on my 2nd beer of the morning. Until later... we go downtown. |
| ?:?? 12:45 | Dave! wearing the "Just Did it [Smiley + upside-down swoosh]" shirt. Rad! |
| 12:47 | I'm now 2 beers ahead of Danhole. 3 for the morning. We're finally off and running. Going to a brewery? Ooomh! Ugh! |
| 12:49 | Davehole et al finally got my nappy ass up out of bed. I even showered! Headache fading rapidly I may need to tag-team someone else to take over kicking Kirby's drinking ass. No-um feel so good still Dave takes pictures of cool shit. |
| 12:53pm | Ahhh Loggg. here we are waiting for the bus. Ooh guest entry |
| 12:55 | A Zima trick hath burnt the eyes of our worthy travellers. ahh back to your regularly scheduled log entry. We will catch pus to downtown & meet by the pig at Pike Place market. |
| Leo: 12:58 | Olympics pertty. |
| Leo: 1:05 | Rainier pertty. |
| 1:04 | Stephan: the bus is late. |
| 1:12 | We've got onto the bus; and it will take back to Beezlebub. I think I've goota get to the brewery before this wears off. Dave-hole's telling the http:||nude\Boston\Omak.passed.out story and we're wondering when he'll show up. |
| 1:15 | RAK- Recounting tales of 1st Party in Boston. "If Schmoe were here, he'd christen this bus!" |
| 130 | Dave!- I did not get there until the third round. (I don't know who |
| 1:31 | Dan hole- We are considering far too seriously getting a beat up old pile of van for the weekend and putting a keg in the back Leo will drive. Every 100 miles put in 15 gallons of Leaded and 2 quarts of oil. We'll prop Dave up front just to pour water into the radiator continuously. |
| 1:35 | Stranger steps on post it to save it. Leo has to peel it off her shoe Kirby & Craig's shuttle confirmation code for a 4:30 a.m. ride to the Amtrak station[arrow to post it] |
| 1:47 | We're at the Clty Fish Market. Smells fishy. |
| 1:55 | Dave loses Masculinity points for stopping to ask directions. We find the brass pig. |
| 2:05 | Peter has joined the party. We have enough people to play AD&D |
| 2:03 | Leo: We left a note for Omak on the Pig. Note was made of dismantled log. |
| 2:02 | Dave! here - I'm just a pawn. Bog: -2 Masculinity pints for asking directions Dave: Running a little low on said points. |
| 2.11 | Bog: "If Omak shows up, I'll eat my shirt!" |
| 2:!2 | Adam has post cards. I was Dan-slapped by Kirb for making lewd suggestions to the hostess under my breath. Leo felt I deserved a handshake instead. I concur. -Stephan |
| A - 40 minutes (albino) | Smoked beer baba ghanoush. We must try. |
| A - 25 | Still no Omie. We are seated and salivating. |
| 2.36 A - 19 | Nancy: "There's a little Bolivian in all of us!" |
| A - 15 | No Omak. The hop flowers on the table taste bitter. |
| A - 10 | Pete Bog failed his saving throw vs. Losing His Masculinity, and needs to get his legs shaved. |
| A + 5 | Kirby has gone from Chaotic Neutral to Lawful Evil and has lost Masculinity points. As has Pete for making an alignment reference. As has Stephan for understanding what alignment is. |
| A + 15 | Craig has momentarily lost a masculinity point for not want to try the Crab Chowdah. He gained it back be relenting. |
| 3:12 | Nothing to say. Just thought I'd leave a little log here. The conversation has turned to gossip about Tish & Tom. |
| 3:18 | Everyone is covering their glases now because Leo is throwing stuff. Bad Leo. Baaaad Leo. |
| 3:18 | [Arrow to last 3:18] check your watch dumbass. Dave! Checking in, doin' fine. We just can't take Kirby anywhere... |
| 3:23 | The table next to us left & said on the way out "you guys can start throwing stuff this way again." |
| 3:24 | [In crayon]Dave! Happily we wait for food. It's been 15 hours since I touched down in Seattle. I don't know how many more dork jokes I can endure. Funny thing is... It will only get worse when PRusso arrives. |
| 3:38 | Dave's wrong, it's already worse. The food was tasty, but the risotto was average: [Math spew] Its grows even worse. We've just got a Lambic taste for dessert. Must drink more. the pesto was quite brilliant green ala Nyquill or however you spell it. It kinda sucked, though bring on more salmon |
| 3:40 | Potty Break! - P.B. |
| 3:52 | Adam does a pesto (and oil) shot for $3. Stephan wants to see it come back up. |
| 3:53 | Omak watch is still negative. |
| 4:00 pm | Dan Hymen has "dropped out of the alcohol race." Let his own words speak now ... Kirby sucks. Perhaps if anyone else has the alcoholic prowess to give the Hole a run for his money. |
| 4:00 | No Omak yet. We have replaced the note on the pig's ass w/a new note on the pole next to said pig. Doubles foozball is on. |
| 5:05 | Dave! Found the Bolivian restaurant! Unfortunately, the BHC is not present. Therefore our prospects of entry are severly reduced. |
| 5:45 | RAK: Man, I wish I had my rig here. Many betties riding around. We have many new musical toys... steel drum, egg shakers, castanet-on-a-stick. Nancy is going to hate us! Free bus ride. Fare's on Bill, and its about fucking time he gave back. We all use his shitty software, and we've seen his goddamn "sidewalk.com" billboards everywhere. The least he can do is buy us a bus ride. |
| 5:50 pm | Coming down fast. Need more beer. Postulate 1: We as a control group have no native representation. I don't know what it means, ask Dan. Now I must learn the steel drum. Well, that's why I have spare time. |
| 5:52 | Who is this doing this synthetic type alpha beta psychedelic funkin? Just a question from the Danhole. Why do we have nobody here from Seattle? Why is Omak not here? Where will we go from here? Step one: Get beer. Step two: Find hardware store so we can build a stand for the drums. That was part of the stipulation for Kirby to buy the drum. Slow down, Mon! Lose one turn. |
| 5:57 | Step one: Sack out a while Step two: Keg me! |
| 5:59 | Step three: sex. And lots of it. |
| 6:14 pm | Arrived safe & sound back at Nancy's. Omak is here. So is Hans. So is Sabrina. |
| 6:18 pm | Hans logging in. Actually been here @ Nanc's since 3:30. Arrived from "Good Karma does not buy beer" - ARak. San Diego via Spokane to everett. Had a nice nap + walked to the store w/Amy, Neil, Sabrina + Omak to get ice cream (mmm.. Dove Bars!). Looking forward to much revelry for the rest of the weekend. |
| 6:20 p.m. | [Thus] I arrive!! [Omak] Well, actually, I've been here for 5 hours, though most of that was spent at Big Time Brewery (liquor! [I don't even know her]) Then Sabrina was at home, so I got a ride to Nancy's (though didn't realize that I was there, so called Nancy, from her place, to leave a message saying I was, well, there. Yah! Now I'm here & everyone is there, or here. But then they all left. An I'm alone. Well, actually, Leo, Stephan, Adam, Dave M., Craig & Hans are here, but they don't count. Oh wait! My hero's return! Scratch that, Dan walked in. But they have a steel drum!! Wow! Steel music! That's enough shit for me! |
| 6:55 | Kirby & Danhole return with PVC pipe for a steel drum stand. Leo's using the big piece as a blow tube for shooting cherries @ Davehole. |
| 6:55 cont: | Omak toasts to the worst year of his life. |
| 7:05 pm | Wow, not much happening... We've been enjoying Nanc's picture box diarama (can you say flesh strap on?) Currently discussing merits of buying cheap, shitty van for the weekend and ditching it in the Microsoft Parking Lot... Oh shit - Leo just blew a grape through the PVC Wbauer: "What am I all wet?" Omak: "Hans I saved your ass!" Omak + Kirby currently playing Drink Fucker Omak: "I need an ass to beat!!" Omak: "I'd like to fight a holy war over a keg." Omak [the realone] says "Fuck the world, I'll take the real one" Hmm... it makes no sense. Cops + Mafia "Everyones got to reach everyones..." Craig B. Cops want to kill Mafia; Mafia wants to kill cops; bystanders wants to suck... um, sorry; they don't want to die. Mafia = asshole pigs (but not cop pigs) |
| 7:40 | hmm, yummy backrub [smiley] Its good to be a cop. |
| 8:10 | Don't think of it as "drink Poker," think of it as strip poker where you're stripping the inside of the bottle. Vnimm Beer. |
| 9:20 | Danhole and Omak have been gone for 40 minutes on their quest for dice from Safeway. "Omak may be at Baseline by now." |
| 8:21 | Drink |
| 8:27 | The keg has arrived. Monkey-man Kirby has tapped it, beer is flowin' K: If I am hungry do I not eat? SZ: If I am thirsty do I not drink? RAK: If I am en fuego do you not put me out? |
| 8:31 | "Kirby - I just peed for 78 continuous seconds." - Dave!-Hole |
| 8:38 | Dave! I said that [arrow to above] |
| 8:38 | Search-party sent in search of Omak: best of luck fellas (+gals). |
| 8:43 | Oh. The keg is for tomorrow. Beer is no longer flowing. Time for MIB. |
| 8:45 | Dan and Omak have been found. Safeway had no dice. And they couldn't find another place. |
| 8:47 | Marching to the bus. |
| 8:50 | Man, people slow, going to MIB need dinner, need to get to bus stop! Adam is going to break Kirby. Made it bus stop. Yeah! Gotta Kirby. Bye! |
| 8:53 | Altoids all around. Boarding bus. |
| 8:57 | And so it was. Omak was chronically short of proper change for the Bus ride downtown (and I know b/c I'm the great Omak!) Well, a wet ass to sport right now - a fine display I say. We head downtown for some fools to watch Men in Black - I do not travel so far to watch some dumb-ass movie! The fool I am for foolish sake/but so it goes for silly flakes. |
| 9:03 | Dave! on the bus to nowhere. Don't know where I'm goin'. Don't know where I've been. But I'm about to log off temporarily... "The fish are spawning..." |
| 9:12 1/2 + 1/6 | Mental chaos has arrived. I proclaim insanity. So does everyone else. We saw REI. We saw the climbing potatoe. I'm in my own space (or so says Adam). [SYMBOL] (~= Omak space; not [O-hat], which is merely an Omak vector) So I have been challenged to generate either a block diagram or work process flow diagram. Thusly: [MATH SPEW] = fookin' lost! (Aye!) ergo: [BLOCK DIAGRAM] shite! endo' stop Bye Kirby! and so upon the street we land ready to fuck the world with one's hands A silly building of no worth to fall upon us, duly and create much mirth! and so we ride upon Kirb-horse (at least Meghan with no remorse) Silly yes, oh silly oh. (I write better save for walking on, looking nowhere) [HUGE "LOG! LOG!"] Dave claims, first siting of the honey bucket! (I wouldn't know b/c I have yet to lookup on this fine trip). The birds! The birds - I hear them call! In front of Museum we stand Big man with hammer so, to club us drunken souls - stupid fools and so |
| July 4, 1997 | |
| 12: | We have finished Men in Black. It rocked! Lora - "She liked it"!
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| 12:20 am | Cannot find Kirby, Omak and Dave outside theater. We suck. |
| 12:55 | Rachel here. Joe and I logged in to the party at 9 when y'all showed up here at the MS Apartment 1.0, but nobody recorded our existence. How sad. - They forgot to include me. I landed at 7 pm and I feel the lovin! -Ken |
| [Russ's picture...] | |
| 12:35 am | Dave, Kirby and Leo have met up with !! We owe the deities of coincidence!! |
| 1.16 am | Cars full! Cramped in hatch! Eating bread! MiB was Bolivian! |
| " | 2 cramped 2 write! |
| 2:00 am | Who needs chicks! We've got Kirby Nancy's hous 5 North 73rd exit stay right through light left after Safeway left again 75th going west |
| Hammered Gods lazy eye: 1; roll to give two 6: dicing w/devil | |
| [ pic spider leg ] | |
| 3:23 a.m. | Dave! [arrow] This is a spider leg. The spidey considered Dan to be coyote ugly, so it gnawed its own leg off to escape from being tapped. This shit really happens! I am not kidding! -Out. -Dave! |